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 1. A male deer, it walked, getting faster and faster, and finally it becomes the highway (deer )!!!! 2. Two tomato cross the road, a car sped past, one of which Dodge less than was crushed, the other tomatoes are squashed tomatoes pointing laughed: Ha ha ha dig, tomato sauce h 3. wolf said: a? results put the wolf eat the lamb. 4. stones and cake fight, took a kick rocks into the sea cake scored a pair of lovers past hhhh private set for life, but the boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, girls have been waiting for boys, has been can not wait for her broken heart, despair, her diamond ring thrown into the sea, and go into exile. However, the fact that boys have been waiting for the girl, however, misunderstood girl dating sites, so it will never become a regret. boys h heartbroken over the years, the boys go fishing, guess what he caught? cakes!!! 5. dumplings are boys or girls because the dumplings are the answer boys foreskin 6. has called the Little yellow ducks, one day he hit by a car, he cried: 8. Once upon a bird every day through a corn field he is very unfortunate, but one day a fire broke out patch of corn field corn have become all the little bird flew past the popcorn after hh that snow, cold in death the h 9. What, you may want reunification of Taiwan? buy Instant Noodles 10. Antony and Ebo Road without incident each time is getting chat. Antony: . Antony: this place, I remember a near Merlin, may go a little farther to the My lord! expedition to find a lot of water! Lovelorn, I advised her: assuming that they can speak) because hhhhhhhh hhhhhh .. because they are not familiar with ah ~ 15. Question: How to make the quiet sparrow? answer: Press it a bit. Reason: silence (silent sparrow press). 16. an unfortunate enemy Students seize the enemy tied him in the poles, and then asked him: hh said: ! : white friends do not believe you obsessed with Spider-Man's English: spider man (white people) 20. Why does the Dominican fall? Please think twice because the floor slippery hhhhhhhhhh .. Well 21. PARTY group of animals after the finish and ran into the 7 -11 convenience store, because too noisy, the results are out playing staff, but the lamb left unattended inside the shop, may I ask why? 24-hour convenience stores are not closing ah hhh 22. across the street with glasses and coffee cups , suddenly someone shouted: car coming! results hit by a car glass, coffee cup was all right, I ask why? coffee cup with ears ah! 23. a horse, said the company launched a grand new products, ass 3 , referred to MP3h 24. I hate two kinds of people: First, racial discrimination; the second is black; third did not know the number! 25. I want to thank Xiao Zeyuan moved toward the river blue, Nagase love, beauty bamboo Ryoko, high tree Maria, Kawamoto dance, worry about wood pupil, summer Mumei Xi, Qin ruler until the United States, Whitehead, Kudo Kwai, hill within the true from the, shore Sichuan Miho, Nishida Friends of the century, Sawai teeth, clothing, Fujisaki color flower, leaf mountain �� �� ki, Inoue Chihiro, Matsumura, yuki Shizuka Izumi, etc. I know these names and do not know the name, had appeared in my computer has now been removed or are still in the computer exotic friends: often the dead of night, is that they carry me through one after another a lonely night; the most incompetent in the spirit of the time I was their to comfort me in a timely manner; exhausted when I play CS when it is clear that they make me feel pleasure; I do not feel depressed when the state is They let my spirits up to 26 whom HIGH. Now seismic prediction accuracy did improve a lot, this time only a thin two words: predict, : idol called Chang baby! stood up and said: you talk, I have something, go first hh saying in 2058, the five Fuwa and chat together. Beibei: We say that his nickname now, people are respected me, call me Tony Lord! to stand up and say: you talk, I have something, go first hh 29. winter arrived, and even decided to maintain the habit of cold baths, but wash the wash, even found that he was changing the way back to childhood!!! 30 . celery walked, I suddenly felt stomach pain, then he What color is fecal ?????? Answer: Yellow because: Qin Shi Huang (Qin feces yellow) 31. there is a fat man jumping h. h. roof from the results of twenty became a h.. dead fat man!! 32. Once there was pieces of bread, it felt hungry, put his eating. Once there was a beer, it felt thirsty, put his drink .. There was once a virgin, she felt tired, put his sleep h. 33. people who are the ancestors of peanuts because peanuts ~ ~ ~ 34. ancient characters which were considered in white-collar workers do? Mengmu moved three (thousands) 35. Zhang Fei: Yan: how the dead? answer: starvation. because it floats down to too light a long time ~ h 37. the world's most KB's diary which stay was about to write diaries, found that the diary has been used up, he wanted to go out and buy one The write back, but has been at o'clock. but he got on my bike in the dark streets looking for, looking for a long time finally found a bookstore closing to go in yet. There is a diary he likes, so he asked the boss how much money. boss with a very low voice said: Even if you are 50 good. what will happen is KB, do not blame me when the time did not warn you, ah! room table in front of the window. when he would like to take a shower and then come out after the bath hh diary, which stay even find the windows of the desk was opened, and the wind to blow diary of this one-page open hh quickly blown when the last page, which stay on the go to stop, but it was too late, the last page is opened by the wind thing happened KB hh saw which stay a scream as he saw the last page reads: (Please pull down). hhhhh .. then pull h.... continue to widen h. fast, then pull that h can be, eventually, pull a little bit of h.... the last page read mm-Price: 3 per 38. a peach on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good hard ah! a walnut on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my face a good thick ah! a Coke cans on the way to go, I walked feeling very bored, suddenly said, I'm so Coke ah! a heating on the way to go, easily help the pedestrians walked suddenly said, I'm so enthusiastic ah! a key on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was Qu Yuan ah! happiness of the lock down for the sake ah! a meter on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I was literati ah! no trace of her thousands of Baidu ah! a tadpole on the road walk, walked another tadpole met, walked suddenly said, we were not QQ ah! married a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my face looks red ah! a hawthorn divorce on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, my heart good acid ah! remarried a hawthorn walking on the road, walked suddenly said, my stomach has a son, ah! a tea bag on the way to go However, I went suddenly said, I want to be hot ah! a dumpling filling on the road to go, I walked suddenly said, I want to be pack ah! a lighter on the way to go, I walked suddenly said My stomach was full of gas, to get angry ah! a cockroach on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I strongly ah! a thimble on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I Dinga! an ice-cream way to go, suddenly walked, I cold ah! a spider walking on the street, walked suddenly said, I still want to lie online ah! a fish on the way to go, I walked a sudden, I like every day Diving ah! a Guan Yu was walking, I walked a sudden, I Riding Alone for Thousands of Miles ah! an eagle on the way to go, met a bear walked, walked suddenly said, both of us play ah eagle bear ! a compass on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I get lost ah? an earthworm on the way to go, I walked suddenly said, how do I find leg ah? 39. Once upon a dream I wire in the closed Zhang Head rest, I suddenly felt as if something was lacking, I kept thinking was alone, opened the door and saw the original is just about finished blanket will be back, I dream of a clinging silk blanket, said: Brother ~ ~ You can back, I have the cold dead ~ ~ ~ 40. a German, French, and a Japanese mine to go to work. boss is American, he was German, said: days after the Germans and the French people find the Japanese gone, looking for a long time, or before they decided to go back after work. Germans began to work, the Japanese suddenly jumped out, called loudly: playing with polar bear and a penguin, penguins to the hair one by one to pull down, pull finished, on the polar bear said: one to pull down roots, turned to Penguin, said: the United States with the right hand or left-handed Small said: red right hand, said: Oh, You're brilliant, are not afraid of hot, like I have a spoon for. 44. Do you know why the penguins live in Antarctica it? because they're cold h. 45.. There is a snack bar selling dumplings no business, so she went to ask how do gong, gong said: You have to find a fresh corpse to its bun into dumplings, then this business will be sold very good, but asked people their home dumplings do not eat this, or there will be KB's going to happen. boss tried the effect of really good, so she look for remains. The next day her son with lunch, but could not find so he went to the refrigerator to find a look and found a lunch box he thought was his to take, and did not think the box is the father leftover dumplings, he opened at noon look under the jump, the morning of 10 dumplings is obviously why the right to become five, he tried to cover up and then opened the lid and into two of the! know why? because the dumplings stick to the lid on the. 46. a plumber to apply for a job foreman: in front of you to try h the woods to see you a minute to cut a few trees h.. After a minute h. foreman: wow one minute 20 h. h. too much of the h.. where you have to work? workers: sub-foreman forest hh: hh I have only heard over the Sahara �� 2 hhhhh .. Workers: The ah h.. was to change the name it! 47. Wife : I'm blind, stepped on dog feces would marry you. Husband: I was really blind will marry you step on dog feces. dog feces: Oh my good luck! lay there have been two of you to step on to hh 48. a story, once upon a lifetime fixing a pair of lovers, but boys need to perform military service, they and the girls set the oath, to the girl a diamond ring, and promised three years later and the girl meet, At that time, the ring as a wedding ring. finally 3 years later, boys in the boat back home to marry a woman has heard the message, his broken heart, despair, the ring thrown into the sea, three days later, the boat . boys go to the street of small restaurants for dinner. served a fish. he pick up the fish bite and bite one of the hard things, threw a look, guess what he saw? fish bones! 49. There One day, a teacher took a group of adopted children to the mountains of fruit, he announced: All the children were gathered. Teacher: Mei: stool. ; hippocampus! only white. it in order to find the missing two friends, came to the traffic chaos of the city. It is a continuous car to run over several units, making him appear a good few black stripes. the result, it became the ! fourth in front of only three horses in order to find companions, one day, it came to a factory, the result is transformed into Cold. . very sad result has been crying ... ... ... shoots ... he ... made a ... 53. One day, cook your stools black stool to see a lump of white, black big asked : Why are you so pretty long so white? white stool was so angry! he said: I'm not a stool! my ice cream!!! 54. have a cat found a mouse h. Then the sheep-like flapping Ehu toward the mouse to feed upon him, but then the cat ate the mouse been h.. Why??? because the tiger could not tell silly mouse 55. a software company are looking for on this day, a dog ran candidates, Head feel very depressed and wanted to drive out the dog. the dog out of a piece of paper with a pen, it is neat to write a few words: Do not discriminate against animals. Explorer know this is not an ordinary dog, out of curiosity, he decided to try. Explorer out the conditions for candidates, which reads: 1. must be typed .2. must be programmed .3. at least proficient in a foreign language. So the dog went to the computer before, it is skillfully playing an article has written a very complicated process. and then came to head in front of the manager said: Meow!! 56. toothpaste sister often play fast and loose with a soft bristled toothbrush once dating brother brother once any connection with the electric toothbrush had a love for today Toothpaste new neighbor girl: Kwan Kung Temple in front of them smell very foul smell. snake said: who, since he knew she liked roses and there is a place to self-cut flowers, buy cheap and beautiful roses after self-and occasionally also to buy eleven deliberately gave her roses, send flowers received his She is always happy to look inadvertently revealing look puzzled, until one day, she read that the number of flowers on behalf of the florid to know, the number of flowers do not have to dual, and, eleven Representative florid roses really touching it! But she still hopes to hear him personally say, I asked eleven she rose on behalf of what he had only prevaricate. he was up to ask Rose growers eleven beautiful words, growers said: planted a flower three years, heard what the language of flowers! flowers quite often heard to say to the man to the woman rhetoric, why do you put all of each flower is eleven? he puzzled and said, growers said: buy ten get one because hhh ah ~ 59. One day Jesus was nothing to do, where to go hang around the entrance to heaven ~ walked away, and saw there a is the familiar old line, as if Joseph was his father but he was not sure ~ ~ Then he decided to talk over with him. : I am a carpenter. began to shed tears, Mr., watching Jesus said: I see you, ah h Marionette ~ ~ ~ also, otherwise hh, chopped off two fingers; the day after tomorrow, then hh, in cutting the four; the first 3 days, then hh Ding-a. Song of the story behind a little-known h this ugly. and therefore not seen her father from, and Jade had his father not to leave any child feel so unwilling to see the jade h, while gradually closed. Even his mother and sister are not close to her because it was the ugly h only when the a contagious plague. The only way to accompany jade smile on his face, only that the baby and always will. regardless of the morning the evening, holding it all the jade jade h sad about the end of the age of fifteen the Mood for Love when, due to world-weary sadness and sense of self, in their own room h hanged himself at an early age but also because the closed-yu, no one will enter her room. In this way, until the body from the waist length hair to the floor, clothes changed from white to dark red, was the mother of his mother found h Seeing cried, in dealing with things after the mother has been unable to forget the scene at that time, she would prefer everything to their second daughter Lan fault. In this way, the mother also the growing weakness of grief, and finally in his 30 years of age, depression, still hold the baby before he died, as if that piece of their daughter should follow in her daughter went to the hh things getting dull under the successive death. But always Crow crowed night when the voice came faint h! hanging between mother and child. And are they the only things inside the house, only that white face smiling doll! to calm people's fears, the generals sent carving the doll's face carved into the face of the cat (the cat as the mascot of Japan ), but in order not to make it sound (with the general himself was guilty of the concubine daughter born of fear), the generals ordered not allowed to carve a cat face and mouth this way, the doll placed in the house through the Ministry of hundred years h.. and for the country's policy in the lock after a series of wars, the massacre of a North village and exhausted, of course, was all the erosion of all, it is so, as foreigners in the eyes of Antiquities n dolls, are sold all over finally was removed hundred years in this doll is open in the world, but the story is still little known and because of the faces of dolls to please, so very many wild products, the flow in the country. But the collection of ordinary people to discuss it only because of its human shape. has This is such a sad story of the doll, you must have seen, it is the kind of cop that the original human cat h. ddddd (please pull in the end) Hello Kitty! 62. The story happened in a long time ago in China, good friends scissors, stone , cloth, finger-guessing game to play a game together this afternoon to go home, I walked out of h stone noticed a street lamp, the kind of Aladdin's lamp to him like a curious pick it up, brushed the dust of the above The bottle lamp suddenly cropped up in white smoke white smoke slowly slowly emerging out of a Dragon .. Dragon .. but dry, a bit of malnutrition he spoke: ; weakly stone said: It is I that I let you out of the Dragon: ?? too tired every day, day of the finger-guessing game. three of three people who spit a mouthful of saliva before they were slowly rolled down to the white smoke, the dragon is also gradually disappeared in the Three Character Classic until the white smoke to disperse the stone or the stone h, scissors or scissors, only the cloth is no longer cloth, fabric successfully turned a man! in a time of joy the two worry, just someone passing by here to see this scene, put him down to the record, this one is Mencius. he wrote: hhhhh. cloth successful become a person. Then remark later generations, also joined the Chinese teaching materials. 63. an old man died, because public memorial, so the body freeze up with ice, and other public memorial, when you come out again. just then very hot , there are drops of water after thawing in the body, seen in the next grandson, very tense shouting: out, very nervous! 9 Mania h that you gave me nine Mania .. it .. God says your desire to achieve slightly h. One day, that person is free, want to die a death of boredom forget h h 9 Mania Well anyway, to h. The results lie on a train on the tracks open past the man was dead h. h Why is this? because it sets the train cars are 10 h 65. flurry asked Dad: Book ��? ten years still feel KB? parked in the road, motionless. Then the young lady traffic police came to ask: She also just said you do not even head down hh I do not know how to do, after all, love or can not be forced h. My friend said she recently told a man to go close I do not want to believe because I can not believe h. . hh I really like her, but h.. day in the street I was surprised to see her holding hands with another that he is very close to my heart a sudden laugh broke hh hh. After I inquired to know He h turned out to be medical students at home has opened a large hospital my third class on the ratio of university students which A hh .. could not sleep the past few days I have been, or wanted to revive the feelings between us h.. I thought Long decided to send her an apple a day because I firmly believe that A walk onto the highway near his home run into bad luck police rummage h h Xiao Ming called in the past for questioning. police inquired as to why embark on a small highway, asked after delivery to give him a ticket for 1 h says . not wearing a seatbelt 2. driving without a license 3. speed of less than 60 70. MM have to look pretty oh ~ ~ ~ ~ coffee diet: Materials: one hundred grams of coffee beans (raw) water 500 cc h practice: 1, drink 500cc of water. 2 h. spilled the beans, pick out one. three times a day, repeat month h 71. Life is like a stool, once washed away, it will not come back. life is to like a stool, how to pull all the appearance, but they are not the same every time h. Life is like stool, and sometimes pull a very cool, sometimes tangled pull features! Life is like a stool, you never know, will pull out Life is like, what kind of stuff .. stool, how the results you want, how we should be planted. Life is like a stool, often hard for a long time, but only a few bursts .. Life is like a fart stool, even if the show was re- beautiful, its essence is still the same .. Life is like a stool, and only brave in silence. So, as we often say, life. ��72. a guy to the hospital to be examined, and did a lot of testing. The doctor said: There is good news and bad news! read your test results, I find that you have potential homosexual tendencies!! and difficult to Radical! this guy said: Oh my God! that good news? doctors shy to say: I found you quite lovely, yeah 73. One day, a physics teacher in a class Girls in sick, 40 were female students Who will bring in the expected course, to the physics class is a great guy actually male teacher, a female classmate with a provocative phrase, said: We Can not school teachers, play some excitement exciting game? male teacher was silent moment and said: Good ~ ~ Dear Students, books away and examination now! 74. One day, his sister cried and ran back .. cockroach cockroaches father asked: I am a pest that! ooo, ooo hh. it? how they say that?